Heh. That’s Bone Daddy, to you.
Well, Sir Bone Daddy, how about I just call ya Bone eh? Has a nice ring to it. You can call me Jaska.
Well yeah I missed you! Your my friend and I don’t like it when they fall off the face of the earth. It makes me think I did something wrong and they just left me behind….
Haha, no worries mate. Trust me, I may leave for a while but I do always come back. Even if you don’t want me to.
It’s a pleasure to meet ya Sir.
Maybe I missed you? Maybe I still want to try and get inside that suit of yours? Maybe I missed your company?
Maybe I have a small penis?
You… missed me?
Ugh. As for the rest of your bloody comment you know it takes a little more than an attitude to get in my pants. You should know this by now. As for your dick, I could really care less.
Yeah yeah I know. I rushed it, it’s gonna fail, yadda yadda yadda.
I can fix my brain with alcohol and tinfoil.
And that doesn’t answer my question you know.
I don’t really think that’s the best way to fix such a thing… Anyways it shouldn’t matter where I’ve been. Why must you know so badly hmm?
I had a kid. My wife has been off fucking someone else, it feels like my brain is sliding out of my ear the last few days.
Where you been anyways?
Well I’m sorry to hear about your, eh… ‘family’ issues. Sexual relations as such shouldn’t be a part of the battlefield I’m afraid, things don’t tend to work out ya know?
You might wan’t to get your brain checked out before ya lose it my dear. As for where I’ve been, I suppose I’ve just been about ya know? Minding my own business.